You can be a hard ass! But I still love you.
There are three kinds of men who do not understand women:...
god britny, you've really let yourself go!
I hump on the first date.
Yes, your soul will do just fine
Stop telling those lies Mitt Romney !
Fucking spiders....
Be Free hang in the air like a dingleberry
Shhh! I'm not here...
Have a wonderful day... Before some SOB louses it up.
We're close to Weetown.... paddle faster!
Watching porno again? Alrighty then!!
That moment when you realize you're completely screwed
Honey!? Is that BACON I smell???
Too bad it doesn't like him.
I've come for the man who shot my paw...
CrossFit handstand Bathroom Break for males.
There's ciggy butts on my beach......
Over 10,000,000 nightmares served.
C'mon, turn that frown upside down!
The time machine needs a little work....
No booze for me tonight...I'm driving
To clear constipation... Take one...
If you're looking for the cat... I eated it
Ooooo... I just found the remote.
Be quiet honey, Jehovah's witness!
Look you stupid bitches, THIS is how you 'duckface'.
Fo shizzle my nizzle!