You can be a
But I still love you.
There are three kinds of men who do not understand women:...
god britny, you've really let
I hump on the first date.
Yes, your soul will do just fine
Stop telling those
lies Mitt Romney !
hang in the air like a dingleberry
Shhh! I'm not here...
Have a wonderful
day... Before some
SOB louses it up.
We're close to Weetown....
Watching porno again?
That moment when
you realize you're completely screwed
Honey!? Is that BACON I smell???
Too bad it doesn't like him.
I've come for the man who shot my paw...
There's ciggy butts on my beach......
Over 10,000,000 nightmares served.
C'mon, turn that
frown upside down!
The time machine needs a little work....
No booze for me tonight...I'm driving
To clear constipation...
If you're looking for the cat...
I eated it
Ooooo... I just found the remote.
Be quiet honey, Jehovah's witness!
Look you stupid bitches, THIS is how you 'duckface'.
Fo shizzle my nizzle!